meet market.

in a meeting
where everyone's talking
it never feels good
to be mute

and so, one by one
we blurt out
our thoughts

no matter how
un-astute.

girl power.

clever women drink more
this finding comes as no surprise
after all, they have to think more
and booze, it makes you wise

clever women think more
so, this news is not a shock --
less need to see the shrink more
when there's whiskey on the rocks.

cheap thrills.

if we drink wine from a paper bag
will you forgive my hobo-ish ways?
it pairs perfectly with this double-cheese slice
and I don’t get paid for three days.

will this covert, napkin-wrapped PBR
offend your bourgeoise taste?
i hope not, cause I have one for you too
now don’t let your dessert go to waste.

spring fling.

oh, there you are, spring -
i've been waiting.
you've been a bit of a prude,
standing on the threshold,
debating --
don't be so hesitant, dude.

friendship badge.

solace, it's over.
our love, it has died
they found me on foursquare
now there's nowhere to hide.

they check out my check ins
they know just how to stalk you
no offense, solace - they're
just more fun to talk to.

pho.

alone with my noodles
i'm left to reflect
on my life and yours -
how they don't intersect

on hilarious problems
with no easy fix
and just how appallingly
i eat with chopsticks.