petty thievery.

i didn't steal granola bars from
your stupid drawer.

so halt this snippy attack!

i'd rather swipe that
smug look of yours

than your hippie snacks.

call hating.

with naught else to guide her
but the telephone provider
she was lost and left
out in the cold.
she yelled at customer (dis)service
until they got nervous
& did what they do best -

put her on hold.

me ow.

mondays you slay me
you wound and betray me
with your snoozy and slithering ways

you come along with no warning
too early in the morning
and leave me with garfieldian malaise.