weekends

our weekends consist of consumption
oh yes, they do indeed--

we shop till our bank accounts drop down to nil
we drink till we’re drunk, then we lick up the spills
we stuff till we’re stuffed to our overstuffed gills

some call that greed
we call it ‘gumption’.

scrabble

you triple word scored me
and now i feel used
your move wasn’t cavalier
and yet you abused
my trust
plus you normally lose –
what a bust.
but get this –
I’m throwing down “SNOOZED”
the z’s on a double, so that’s 42
-- leaving you in the dust.
a sunday night must.