american.

if all of my exes
left a hole as big as you,
my gaping heart would
be the size of Texas
-red, tight & blue.

dumb little ditty.

i'm a little yuppie, short & stout
here is my iPhone, here is my clout,
there's my neurotic, nagging self-doubt,
when i get all over-worked, hear me shout,
"just get me tipsy, and let's go out".

new home sweet home

new york is a glorious city
skyscrapingly, gapingly pretty,
all this brilliance around me
has done much to confound me
and now i feel rather un-witty.