wordplayer.

back and forths
forth and backs
are my aphrodisiacs
nothing makes
me more smitten
than banter that is, well,
well-written.
forget the handsomes
with the money
who aren't remotely
smart or funny
if you're a broke
hilarious jerk
ichat or text-
let's make it work.

muted.

hooray, conference call number five!
you make me so glad i'm alive!

to thy glorious phone we draw near
even though we can't really hear

and yet, it could go on for days
as we spew all existing cliches:

synergy! crowdsource! integration!
social media! big picture! salvation!

oh, such honor to witness all this!
empty spluttering corporate bliss.

anti-couplet.

old man chair and brooklyn beer:
2 reasons why i'm single here.