birthdazed & confused.

well, well -- good heavens
i can't beleive it's true!
i'm suddenly twenty-seven
now what am i going to do?

i could act like a grown up for once in my life
and plan step by step my entire career
get a house, a dog, a husband, a wife
and not spend my savings on beer.

i could start doing yoga on a daily basis
slow down my routine to a zen-friendly pace
then watch as my self achieves beautiful stasis
and meditate till i'm a calm-ocean-blue in the face

i could try the late-twenties hipster on for size
haunt non-starbucks coffeeshops & hip record stores
natter on about capitalist things i despise
and talk politics until i'm drowned out by snores

or i could check none of the above
& instead embrace all the who knows and who cares'
after all - uncertainty's something i'm proud to love
so, mother-effers, let's go kick out the chairs.