Tuesday, March 07, 2006

diagno-sissy

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And so the doctor said to me, chock-full of good cheer:

"Well, well, young lady you're in the clear
Now you just have a myriad of other malfunctions to fear
(points) your heart might break and crack right here
and (prods) chances are lumps will later appear
and you'd be smart to book mammograms starting next year.
now just keep up with that exercise and lay off that beer.

Oh - and have a delightful day, my dear."

Never has good news been so mother-effing severe.

1 Comments:

Blogger Wood said...

Your genius is the way you make even rough life experiences chortlesome.

It's that last line that makes it.

Anyway. Hope you're OK.

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