whensday

when will i get my annual review?
it's been like three weeks since it was due
as inner rage turns to outer
my complaints couldn't be louder
and still it aint going through.

see, i'm dying to be critiqued by the masses
morbid curiousity grows as each day passes
will they say that i'm good?
they sure as hell should!
this process is slower than the slowest molasses.

when will i get it? probably never
i'll just have to be thankful for the best! job! ever!
i guess co-workers opinions don't really matter these days
& it's not like i was going to get a good raise anwyays
i'll just have to be content with being poor but clever.