co-habitation

now I’m normally not one to pick up on trends
but lately I’ve noticed a doozy
a fad sweeping the nation (or rather, my friends)
and truthfully I find it snoozy.

yes, living in sin is totally in
and they’re all shacking up with each other
but I’ve got to admit, I’m just not into it
(yeah, I know I sound like my mother).

what is it with this, this domestic bliss?
this IKEA-nic, grown-uppity living?
ok, there’s less rent and more time to kiss
but for every hit there’s a shattering miss
so, still I’ll look on with misgiving.