Thursday, May 22, 2008

tens are the new zeros

nothing is worse than a perfect ten -
they’re usually the world’s most tedious men
they’re gorgeous, which means they never had to be funny
and they tend to have less brains than they do money
yes, a stud is a dud, no truth is more true
-- so find me a dirty seven point two --
one who is clever and likes things i do
one with a chiseled…wit with which to woo
and a perfect six pack…of my favourite brew.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love this. They get better and better. And it IS very Dorothy Parker, but very you also :) ...

I tried to call you btw, but no dice. Buon Comple'anno.

7:55 PM  
Blogger sasha said...

I love the poem, it is so clever!

6:28 PM  
Blogger Renee said...

Very well put. I've had a few so-called tens and not only are they zeros, if you're not careful they can make you feel like one...for about 30 seconds until you regain your sanity!

8:36 PM  

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