cannes do.

i'm a lucky bastard, short and stout
here is my tale all filled with self-doubt
won a little contest, how i'm not sure
and now i'm off to the cote d'azure.

see, it's not the first time - won last year
a total fluke that brought sun, sand & beer
well, fluking again is equally nice--
looks like lightning really can strike twice.

now i need to pack up & mentally prepare
do i have enough banter? & dresses to wear?
two things are certain - cannes will make my summer
and i'm sure to return 10,000 times dumber.