all i want for xmas.

dear santa, are you here yet?
i've been waiting for thee
though i'm sitting at my desk
not by the chimney
i don't need any presents
i've got what i need
all i want is this week
to pick up some speed.

look, i've been pretty nice
(ok, occasionally naughty)
i've got no milk & cookies
but how 'bout a hot toddy?
i'll ho ho ho at your jokes!
i'll pet all nine reindeer!
just get me the hell out of here.