happy hour.

if every hour was happy hour
how happy we would be
the half-price pints and pretzel bowls
would wipe out misery.

the 10 cent wings and well-drinks
would surely cure disease
and millions of heartbreaks
would be soothed by nacho cheese.

the free nuts and the free pours
would calm all job unrest
and we'd solve world conflicts easily
by slurring, 'no, YOU'RE the besht'.

if every hour was happy hour
how perfect life would be
but as it stands there's only one

so we're screwed for 23.